That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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