he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
