wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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