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  it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner

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• (718): View more from New York

  I don't deserve a penis

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.

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  Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies

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