I must be too annoying 4 u.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
i now understand why vodka
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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