its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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