she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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