babies were throwing up all over the place
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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