i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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