quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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