Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I look better un-naked...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My liver just had a heart attack.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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