erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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