Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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