I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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