chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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