Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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