thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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