I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
