You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize