i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Damn victory sex feels great
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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