i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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