On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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