youre lurking in front of me
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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