I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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