how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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