We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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