we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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