Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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