she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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