the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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