dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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