That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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