y did u give ur computer a hand job?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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