Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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