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  Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

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  Ew, and?!

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon

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  she was in a cheetah costume

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.

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• (718): View more from New York

  DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES

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• (631): View more from New York

  This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.

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