why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Dating After Heartbreak
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis