Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.

(706): View more from Georgia

Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions

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(240): View more from Maryland

Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.

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(573): View more from Missouri

This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed

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(703): View more from Virginia

that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good

(1-703): View more from Virginia

that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna

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(541): View more from Oregon

ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack

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(707): View more from California

People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!

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