Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Life is so much better after having sex.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples