32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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