This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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operation have a gay friend backfired
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
How's work?
Spinning.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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