That's intense
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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