Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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