Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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