NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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