doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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