Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Rumble strips road head = magical
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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