O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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