Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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