New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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