Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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