i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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