Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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