Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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