your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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