Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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